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5/27/2013

Why Can't -? A Vlogbrothers Style Google Thing

Google options for "why can't-" are as follows



why can't you tickle yourself? 
Answer: Because I stole your hands.


why can't i own a Canadian ?
Answer: The stores are under stocked. 


why can't we be friends

Answer: Because of a long-standing feud.


why can't i get over him?

Answer: He took your vital organs.



5/22/2013

Neil Gaiman Jokes



This is a variant of the ever so popular Chuck Norris jokes.



1 Neil Gaiman's hair forces the walls of the universe outward.

2 Neil Gaiman's first book was about Duran Duran. The rock band formed a year after the book's publication.

1 Neil Gaiman's 1990's Sandman comics inspired a 1940's version.




http://mizzy-chan.deviantart.com/art/Neil-Gaiman-146629313