There once was a flying pig. It's name was Porknonio. Me and Porknonio were very good friends, we shared and did everything together. One day me and Porknonio were having an argument, I asked him to fly me up high in the sky. He said he wouldn't. So I killed that furry man child and ate his bacon, magic bacon that makes me fly. Or it's hallucinogenic, either way I'm having fun. I have to go, there's a dragon in my kitchen. Michael Novotny.