There Once Was a Flying Pig

There once was a flying pig.  It's name was Porknonio.  Me and Porknonio were very good friends, we shared and did everything together.  One day me and Porknonio were having an argument, I asked him to fly me up high in the sky.  He said he wouldn't.  So I killed that furry man child and ate his bacon, magic bacon that makes me fly.  Or it's hallucinogenic, either way I'm having fun.  I have to go, there's a dragon in my kitchen.  Michael Novotny.

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